We're Outlaws, Yeah!
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- Mr Pokey, Kate, Kateh, Katie,
- Age
- 32
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- Female
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- In My Snuggly Box
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Heyy, I'm Maria [UltimaEsperanza_x]. A lot of you probably won't know me but Kate does and that's all that matters (:
Kate is my bestest friend ever and I can't imagine it ever being different.
Some people laugh when I tell them I've never met my best friend, but to me, the fact I've never met Kate and she's still a better friend than everyone I know makes her all the more awesome ^_^
She's one of those people who can make you happy when you feel terrible and make you even happier when you're already happy.
I don't even know how me and Kate became just great friends, I guess we jsut "clicked".
Our waving competitions, our constant playing of the YMCA song on msn, our synchronised lipsil blowjobs, "Ned" the spelling mistake guy person thing
and "I can hear you breathing"...a joke invented while attempting to record a radio show are only a tiny amount of the things that brought us so close together.
When I finally meet Kate we shall push sheep down hills:
[drawn by Kate]
And we will [although I hate to admit it] go to my old school and see my old ICT teacher who Kate wrote a kinky sex letter to...containing the phrase "I want you to stick your floppy disk in my hard drive"...need I say more?
At this point I should probably go on about Teddy / Elliot Minor, but sadly I don't know that much about them *shockhorror*
All I know is webcams keep ending up in Kate's bed and desks are being masscred because of ALL THE HOT SEX BETWEEN TEDDY AND KATE.
Anyway, I should stop writing because otherwise you will all die of reading too much, but in summary, Kate is the most awesomest and sexiest person ever. Check out her sex face:
Hi there. I'm Old Gregg Sir Nuttylot.
Kate is an extra speckle person of the top order, the female equivalent of Teddy Hetherton (but with better taste in haircuts) and one of my bestest friends ever. I've enver met here... but whatever, seriously, it's just adding up to make the first time we meet hazardous to the rest of humanity an Elliot Minor stalkfest interesting. She's completely nuts about the aforementioned Teddy and indeed Elliot MInor, to the point of finding out where their house is and also owning their phone number (but she so lovely she'll share it with me ^_^) She lives too near them for me not to be jealous, and is the creator of the Noel Doll *dies of terror* She is the creator of my name
and can live in my wardrobe if she likes (El's in the sock drawer 
) She writes the bestest stories everer, and enjoys prank calling numbers she made up (which is fine as long as you don't ask for Ollie). She invented Alison and Edwina, for which slash fans truly love her, and speaking of slash, she writes the sexiest 
I'll never forget lying on a beach with my stepmum standing overhead and the one thing everyone heard was Kate shouting 'BLOWJOB'
Teddy would be a hot sheep
And her profile doesn't have enough ED in it!
And this, Kate, is for YOU!
Good evening!
Or morning. I don’t know, time travel isn’t my problem.
We have a pretty bloke in a pinstriped suit for that sort of kerfuffle. ; )
This is Amanda typing. Or, Angelic Fruitcake, on this lovely thing we call GSB.
Missy Katie Toothpick is quite honestly one of the most brilliantly lovely and awesomely interesting sorts you or me will ever meet. All those people with eyebrows for brains that claim it is impossible to maintain a proper friendship with someone you’ve met on the internet are clearly talking out of their wrong ends, because I’ve met a couple of my closest friends on here, and I consider her to be one of them. I joined GSB well over a year ago, terrified of everyone else who at the time seemed scary and close-knit, and whilst hovering about on the games forums, I found someone, who, to my surprise was also from Leeds, so yay for Yorkshireness for bringing us together and such.
Since then we’ve met up a couple of times in town, investigating pound shops and photobooths (with jam) and being stalked by the nutter with a clipboard and funny hair who told us our Tshirts rocked. O___o And we sort of met Russell Brand walked past us! Eeeee, what a grin. I can’t count the times you’ve made me smile and the madly random times we’ve had (omg stardolls!), and without you I’ve have probably never considered watching the Boosh to see what it was like, (ahhh!) and I also may not have discovered the utter wonderfulness that are the dear Robots in Disguise.
Oh Merci merci. And without us, no one would have Tennant Minis! : P
Ahh, I don’t half go on. Stuff Frank, talk to Kate, she’s bloody amazing, srsly.
And remember, SOOTY AND SWEEP ARE OURS.
Ilyily.
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Ohai there.
This is Anneliese, aka THE BRIGHTSIDE. I'm really epic.
I want to do a little thing going on about how awesome this little child is, but one, I can't think of any words that could possibly even begin to do her justic, and two, you should all know that shizz by now anyway.
SO INSTEAD I'LL EXPLAIN WTF A KATEH IS.
Dictionary definition (thanks to Dictionary.com for their help):
No results found for kateh:
Did you mean kate (in dictionary) or Kateh (in reference)?
That pretty much sums her up. Well, or this:
KATEH:
1. A female who infests every Elliot Minor mosh pit in existence.
2. A creature of the darkness; barbecues small children in exchange for Teddy Hetherton kisses
3. Witty; creative; friendly (despite aforementioned personality traits)
4. One who whiles away their days by writing hot Elliot Minor stories obscene graphic but still unbelieveably awesome omgomgomgomgomgomgomg -squeal- smutty but who ever said that was a bad thing? stories about really hot certain bandmembers.
5. A mythical dragon that is actually Vince from The Mighty Boosh
Kateh has always given the best profile comments ever. Back in the ol' days when I wasn't such a GSB hermit I could rely on her amazing comments to await after a boring day at school. She'd tolerate me on MSN even though I'd always get distracted and she made my year by making me an awesome sign with her pretty face in it. Kateh is seriously one of the funnest people around, and I honestly mean that. She has the awesomest awesomest awesomest taste in EVERYTHING!! She was the one who got me into Elliot Minor (but she still needs to tell that band to do something in Australia wtf
) and sparked my curiosity when I saw she was into something called 'The Mighty Boosh'. So I watched it and fell in love.
ALL CAUSE OF KIT KAT KATEH.
Kateh ilyilyilyilyily lots and lots and I'm sorry my profile contribution couldn't be very meaningful. But, because I'm extremely original, I made you this:
And for oldtimes' sake, this:
KATEH 4 PREZ PLZ.
SHHHHH I be The Ninja hackin Kate.
So Anyway, I'd like to say that I love Kate more than I love Johnny Depp. And that's saying something. Like, alot. If you knew me, which you don't, you'd know that I am in love with Johnny Depp. And I love Kate more than that.
So take that world.
uhmm, so yeah, Kate is awesome and stuff...and if you mess with her I'm going to come and kill you.
So uh...
I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON. HI-YA.
Kate is my bestest friend ever and I can't imagine it ever being different.
Some people laugh when I tell them I've never met my best friend, but to me, the fact I've never met Kate and she's still a better friend than everyone I know makes her all the more awesome ^_^
She's one of those people who can make you happy when you feel terrible and make you even happier when you're already happy.
I don't even know how me and Kate became just great friends, I guess we jsut "clicked".
Our waving competitions, our constant playing of the YMCA song on msn, our synchronised lipsil blowjobs, "Ned" the spelling mistake guy person thing
and "I can hear you breathing"...a joke invented while attempting to record a radio show are only a tiny amount of the things that brought us so close together.
When I finally meet Kate we shall push sheep down hills:
[drawn by Kate]
And we will [although I hate to admit it] go to my old school and see my old ICT teacher who Kate wrote a kinky sex letter to...containing the phrase "I want you to stick your floppy disk in my hard drive"...need I say more?
At this point I should probably go on about Teddy / Elliot Minor, but sadly I don't know that much about them *shockhorror*
All I know is webcams keep ending up in Kate's bed and desks are being masscred because of ALL THE HOT SEX BETWEEN TEDDY AND KATE.
Anyway, I should stop writing because otherwise you will all die of reading too much, but in summary, Kate is the most awesomest and sexiest person ever. Check out her sex face:
Hi there. I'm Old Gregg Sir Nuttylot.
Kate is an extra speckle person of the top order, the female equivalent of Teddy Hetherton (but with better taste in haircuts) and one of my bestest friends ever. I've enver met here... but whatever, seriously, it's just adding up to make the first time we meet hazardous to the rest of humanity an Elliot Minor stalkfest interesting. She's completely nuts about the aforementioned Teddy and indeed Elliot MInor, to the point of finding out where their house is and also owning their phone number (but she so lovely she'll share it with me ^_^) She lives too near them for me not to be jealous, and is the creator of the Noel Doll *dies of terror* She is the creator of my name
and can live in my wardrobe if she likes (El's in the sock drawer ) She writes the bestest stories everer, and enjoys prank calling numbers she made up (which is fine as long as you don't ask for Ollie). She invented Alison and Edwina, for which slash fans truly love her, and speaking of slash, she writes the sexiest I'll never forget lying on a beach with my stepmum standing overhead and the one thing everyone heard was Kate shouting 'BLOWJOB'Teddy would be a hot sheep
And her profile doesn't have enough ED in it!
And this, Kate, is for YOU!
Good evening!
Or morning. I don’t know, time travel isn’t my problem.
We have a pretty bloke in a pinstriped suit for that sort of kerfuffle. ; )
This is Amanda typing. Or, Angelic Fruitcake, on this lovely thing we call GSB.
Missy Katie Toothpick is quite honestly one of the most brilliantly lovely and awesomely interesting sorts you or me will ever meet. All those people with eyebrows for brains that claim it is impossible to maintain a proper friendship with someone you’ve met on the internet are clearly talking out of their wrong ends, because I’ve met a couple of my closest friends on here, and I consider her to be one of them. I joined GSB well over a year ago, terrified of everyone else who at the time seemed scary and close-knit, and whilst hovering about on the games forums, I found someone, who, to my surprise was also from Leeds, so yay for Yorkshireness for bringing us together and such.
Since then we’ve met up a couple of times in town, investigating pound shops and photobooths (with jam) and being stalked by the nutter with a clipboard and funny hair who told us our Tshirts rocked. O___o And we sort of met Russell Brand walked past us! Eeeee, what a grin. I can’t count the times you’ve made me smile and the madly random times we’ve had (omg stardolls!), and without you I’ve have probably never considered watching the Boosh to see what it was like, (ahhh!) and I also may not have discovered the utter wonderfulness that are the dear Robots in Disguise.
Oh Merci merci. And without us, no one would have Tennant Minis! : P
Ahh, I don’t half go on. Stuff Frank, talk to Kate, she’s bloody amazing, srsly.
And remember, SOOTY AND SWEEP ARE OURS.
Ilyily.
----------------------------
Ohai there.
This is Anneliese, aka THE BRIGHTSIDE. I'm really epic.
I want to do a little thing going on about how awesome this little child is, but one, I can't think of any words that could possibly even begin to do her justic, and two, you should all know that shizz by now anyway.
SO INSTEAD I'LL EXPLAIN WTF A KATEH IS.
Dictionary definition (thanks to Dictionary.com for their help):
No results found for kateh:
Did you mean kate (in dictionary) or Kateh (in reference)?
That pretty much sums her up. Well, or this:
KATEH:
1. A female who infests every Elliot Minor mosh pit in existence.
2. A creature of the darkness; barbecues small children in exchange for Teddy Hetherton kisses
3. Witty; creative; friendly (despite aforementioned personality traits)
4. One who whiles away their days by writing hot Elliot Minor stories obscene graphic but still unbelieveably awesome omgomgomgomgomgomgomg -squeal- smutty but who ever said that was a bad thing? stories about really hot certain bandmembers.
5. A mythical dragon that is actually Vince from The Mighty Boosh
Kateh has always given the best profile comments ever. Back in the ol' days when I wasn't such a GSB hermit I could rely on her amazing comments to await after a boring day at school. She'd tolerate me on MSN even though I'd always get distracted and she made my year by making me an awesome sign with her pretty face in it. Kateh is seriously one of the funnest people around, and I honestly mean that. She has the awesomest awesomest awesomest taste in EVERYTHING!! She was the one who got me into Elliot Minor (but she still needs to tell that band to do something in Australia wtf
) and sparked my curiosity when I saw she was into something called 'The Mighty Boosh'. So I watched it and fell in love.ALL CAUSE OF KIT KAT KATEH.
Kateh ilyilyilyilyily lots and lots and I'm sorry my profile contribution couldn't be very meaningful. But, because I'm extremely original, I made you this:
And for oldtimes' sake, this:
KATEH 4 PREZ PLZ.
SHHHHH I be The Ninja hackin Kate.
So Anyway, I'd like to say that I love Kate more than I love Johnny Depp. And that's saying something. Like, alot. If you knew me, which you don't, you'd know that I am in love with Johnny Depp. And I love Kate more than that.
So take that world.
uhmm, so yeah, Kate is awesome and stuff...and if you mess with her I'm going to come and kill you.
So uh...
I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON. HI-YA.
Photos
Elliot Minor: April 10th 2007
Elliot Minor: October 29th 2007
xD
My English teacher was like 'Wow, she speaks English better than Eleonora!'
Joshua Gayward., January 3rd, 2008 at 12:07:06pm
I had a dream about you last night
It involved an Elliot Minor t-shirt and for some strange reason you were in my school
x]
Joshua Gayward., January 2nd, 2008 at 02:21:55pm
MR POKEY D:
ELLO :D
paper heart., December 25th, 2007 at 11:09:01pm
Merry Christmas!!
Sparky .x.o.x
(Nadolig Llawen - Welsh )
I'll_Be_Back, December 25th, 2007 at 02:32:17pm
Merry Christmas!!!!
Kurtni, December 25th, 2007 at 04:53:21am
OMFG
I wrote the worlds most OSM EM story :D
TO BE DELETED, December 24th, 2007 at 12:28:06pm
All the mods pwn, but you deserve special recognition for your blog moderating, you do an AMAZING job.
THANK YOU!!!!2
Kurtni, December 23rd, 2007 at 10:14:50pm
Merry Early Christmas, Kate! ^^
Tyler Durden, December 20th, 2007 at 10:44:00pm
xDD i would have too.
Ensiferum, December 16th, 2007 at 03:45:36pm
omgiosjkghkjsdhgomgjkfshfkj awesome!
Ensiferum, December 16th, 2007 at 02:58:58pm
im okay.
you rock too!
Nice profile =D
Ensiferum, December 15th, 2007 at 01:53:22pm
I drew a penis on one today..
captain america, December 13th, 2007 at 11:47:49pm
I remember youu from when i was a noob =DD
My usernames kinda changed a lot now. I ish what used to be greenday005 or something.
havnt spoken to you for aaaages how are you?
Ensiferum, December 13th, 2007 at 11:20:42pm
I carved 1927 in a desk at my school.
But that's cause I added some numbers up in math and couldn't find any paper.
captain america, December 13th, 2007 at 12:06:21am
There are stickers all over my locker at school that I didn't put there. There's stickers from like 1990 or something.
They're old.
:D
captain america, December 12th, 2007 at 01:27:10am