Balancing Acts 2

Man it's super quiet on here!

I've been crazy busy with exams and assignments and I had a dance show last night, was awesome, went really well.

Come back people. Moop.

I AM HERE! Oof, I've been so busy this week, was home for Thanksgiving the week before that, etc etc etc. I fail at GSB but my life is really not interesting at the moment. Going to classes, wandering around Boston, writing. Fun, but not that interesting. And we put up Christmas lights in my room today and I feel all festive

Lexy, did I know you did dance? I don't know if I knew that. I'm glad it went well, anyway

Ahaha Jonny I love your rhino getup

Janie Jones:

Lexy, did I know you did dance? I don't know if I knew that. I'm glad it went well, anyway

Thanks.

I'm not sure if I've ever actually said anything about it on here! Been dancing since I was wee, and took it back up a bit in college and now I'm in the Dance Society in Uni, loads of groups to be part of, LOVE IT.

Eurgh Lexus has been doing stats all weekend and all evening. She has over 70,000 correlations to look at WTF?! I hate my stats lecturer.

i refuse to believe that liz and elana have left us for good. good to see youre still here though annie my darling. where the fuck is my lozalina for that matter?

i dont know who the support act is for auckland i dont think that info has been released yet. i dont really care tho, i dont normally watch support acts for big concerts cause theyre usually shite.omg though, i dont have the tixkets jamie does and he actually fucking rang me last week asking me if i wanted him to tout mine. i mean, ffs! i would literally attend a gig with anyone if it means seeing bj looking hot in a santa hat. and if there isnt a santa hat, im gonna be bitterly disappointed.

I'M HERE! I'M HERE! I still pop in once in a while. I've just been INSANELY busy with trying not to fail out of college and now I have 1 1/2 more weeks til finals are done. UGH.

Oh, and boy issues are currently taking over my life. Jonny.. I thought girls were supposed to be the complicated ones. I am currently learning this is NOT the cae. UGH.

Boy issues? DO TELL, LANA LOU and yeah, on not failing out of college, I have a seven-page paper due Friday, told myself I would write an intro tonight and feel productive about it...haven't quite gotten that far yet. ughhhh.

if Billie puts on a Santa hat at ANY point, I want pictures of it.

OMFG GAVIN AND STACEY HAS HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENDADES AS BACKING MUSIC IN THE LATEST EPISODE.

I WISH TO KISS WHOEVER MADE THAT DECISION.


Especially if it was James Corden.


Hey, by the way.

Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:

i refuse to believe that liz and elana have left us for good. good to see youre still here though annie my darling. where the fuck is my lozalina for that matter?

i dont know who the support act is for auckland i dont think that info has been released yet. i dont really care tho, i dont normally watch support acts for big concerts cause theyre usually shite.omg though, i dont have the tixkets jamie does and he actually fucking rang me last week asking me if i wanted him to tout mine. i mean, ffs! i would literally attend a gig with anyone if it means seeing bj looking hot in a santa hat. and if there isnt a santa hat, im gonna be bitterly disappointed.

OH HAI GUYZ.

Billie in Santa hat = win. I had a dream last night that I met him after the show in Manhester in June and he thought I was awesome because I had really cool nail art. More on that story later.

How is everyone? I've been rather absent, I realise, apart from my fan girl fit over Gavin and Stacey.

Jonathan, I can't believe Jamie so kindly offered to tout your ticket. HOW RUDE. You need to go and you need to have an awesome time. Billie will get his arse out several times so it is paramount that you attend.

Can't believe Christmas is only 12 days away. That's mega silly. I swear last Christmas (I gave you my heart, but the very - no okay) was only a couple of months ago. BAH.

Mother keeps harrassing me about what I want not only for Christmas but for my birthday as well. If I had a backbone I'd ask her to reimburse me for my Mika roadtrip in the spring, and my jaunt to Vienna but I guess it's knitwear and stand up DVDs, as it has been for the last few years.

Jamie's birthday is the day after mine, so we're having a 48 hour party binge...apparently. Whatever.

OMG ZR I REMEMBERED WHAT I HAD TO TELL YOU AND I WROTE IT ON A POST IT NOTE AND STUCK IT TO MY KEYBOARD BUT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE.

I hope your play went well and that at least some parents got the coconut joke.

xZildjianRockerx:

Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:

i refuse to believe that liz and elana have left us for good. good to see youre still here though annie my darling. where the fuck is my lozalina for that matter?

i dont know who the support act is for auckland i dont think that info has been released yet. i dont really care tho, i dont normally watch support acts for big concerts cause theyre usually shite.omg though, i dont have the tixkets jamie does and he actually fucking rang me last week asking me if i wanted him to tout mine. i mean, ffs! i would literally attend a gig with anyone if it means seeing bj looking hot in a santa hat. and if there isnt a santa hat, im gonna be bitterly disappointed.

ohhh yes.

i think im going to take a santa hat WITH me, so that if he doesnt have one i can provide him with one on the night.

Flaming Phalanges!:

Jonathan, I can't believe Jamie so kindly offered to tout your ticket. HOW RUDE. You need to go and you need to have an awesome time. Billie will get his arse out several times so it is paramount that you attend.

Can't believe Christmas is only 12 days away. That's mega silly. I swear last Christmas (I gave you my heart, but the very - no okay) was only a couple of months ago. BAH.

thiiiis year to save me from tears, ill give it to someone special! *presents heart to FP* *apologises for the fact that its a bit broken* *mans the fuck up*

anyway omg, i totally know. he can get whatever out as far as im concerned, im fucking there. someone tried to switch my shifts this weekend and i freaked out about it and insisted that i would be otherwise engaged and after a loada grovelling i managed to switch them back again but there is a slim chance i might end up being on call which would be absolutely wank.

i want to know about all this boy trouble. elana lou, tell uncle jonny all about it. fuckwit boys are my specialist subject.

elle, when are we getting more crowded? fp, have you been sexually assaulted lately?if so how was it? sari, how is your bump? i think you should get your pregnant lady hormones over here sharpish and give us an update on how many boxes of poptarts your on these days.

over and out girls xxxxx

Awww Jonathan I shall keep your heart nice and safe. I'll put it on my notice board inbetween my signed Mika EP and my half blood prince blu-ray signed by Malfoy and Neville. (And Luna and Lavender but pffft, who cares?).

You cannot miss it for the world. Everything will be all right when you're in there. You'll be on the biggest high EVER, seriously. Chris and I weren't really looking forward to it too much cos it was at the O2 and we're not mega fussed on 21CB but we went to this Mexican bar for a drink afterwards and we just had the biggest fan girl/boy fits EVER. We bonded, and my brother and I NEVER bond.

I too am awaiting more Crowded. I think seeing as ZR will be lazing about over the Christmas holidays because she has an obscene amount of time off work, she should do loads of updates.

I haven't been sexually assaulted, no, but Rowan was going round telling people that I'm the sort of girl he wants to marry and he keeps whistling at me, even when his girlfriend was standing right there. ODD. But he does come in handy sometimes, I went to the loo during class the other day and when I got back I'd put the first number of the code in the door and he jumped up and opened it for me, so he is useful sometimes. Jamie says I should use and abuse him. I think this may just culminate in my being raped so am less keen on the idea.

Is it really sunny down there in upside down land? According to ZR we're getting snow on Thursday.

Speaking of upside-down - do you feel like you're upside down, or does it just feel like normal? And is the UK upside down to all the upside down folk, or is it just the other way up?

Am I even making sense. Dumb questions, I know, but it's gone half past twelve and I barely slept last night.

Obscene? I need a fucking rest. How much time do YOU get off, oh student one?

Weather people are saying Friday for snow now. I'm ready!

Billie Joe is sick, apparently I hope he is all better for you at the weekend, Jonboy!

I'm hoping to have more Crowded by next week.

Lol @ Jonathan being on call whilst at a Green Day concert, by the way. I hope you're on hand to rescue any fainting fan girls!

ZR you failed to notice my which suggests it was all in jest. PFFFT.

Ugh, I had Rowan sitting on one side of me at open mic and David sitting on the other. It was NOT fun. Jamie just smirked, A LOT. Prick.

bj is sick? whats up with him? omg if hes fucking sick on the night of my show itll be fucking typical. someone get some lemsip down him and tell him to get on with looking sexy, elle youre his BFF you get on the phone.

god this rowan geezer so wants to get in your pants FP. i hope youre exploiting the situation as much as possible. maybe play him and jamie off against each other, i always find thats a good way to deal with love struck boys. its hard being adorable, isnt it?

its lovely and warm here, not too hot just nice and sunny. I got a tan in our back garden at the weekend but there is still fake snow and christmas lights around which is a bit trippy.

yeah, we do feel constantly upside down, in fact our hats have chin straps to stop them falling into the sky. its just one of those things.

According to ZR he's got food poisoning. He just needs to get some flat lemonade down his neck and fucking deal with it, pussy. That'll teach him to eat shrimps from the barbie.

I can't really play them off against each other, it's not really my style, and Jamie knows how much I loathe Rowan anyway so he'd just be like 'wtf are you doing?' It's disastrously hard being adorable. FFS why can't boys like Mika get love struck around me? Or the hot guy I met at FBHT? BAH. Or David Tennant. *sigh*

Fake snow? For real they have fake snow out there? I found out yesterday that it was snowing in Hornchurch, but we've had fuck all in Crewe. Apparently we're supposed to have some tomorrow or Friday, but I don't know if it'll come.

Stop mocking me Jonathan, maybe it's just because I constantly feel on top of the world cos I'm so awesome and I'm confusing it with the feeling of physically being on the top bit of the world but hey, whatever, I just guess you don't know what that feels like.

Omg, I have crashed my car Into the back of another car. I am upset.

ZR, if you're still feeling upset, I have another 'phwoar' goodie for you:



Heading back to Essex today and apparently there's snow everywhere. And the M25 is mega mega covered. That news comes straight from Tom Felton. I just wanna get home and build me a snowman. Better take my wellies I guess.

OH MY VARIOUS GODS. green day are fuck king epic. amazing amazing amazing, fucking awesome setlist, strippkng and breakdancing, tre being hilarious, billie joe looking edible and why did npo one tell me that mike dirnt has somehow aged into one of the hottest men on earth.

bilie joe has very warm hands but more to the point, i have got backtogether with jamie and basically have never had so much sex in one weekend in my life.

merry christmas!!

lol, i just realised i totally overlooked your accident to talk about my lovelife, elle. are you ok babygirl?

and fp, that pics a classic, i remember when elle had it on her fridge at uni. whos tom felton btw and exactly how many boys do you have on the go? haha