Balancing Acts 2

has anyone heard from sari baby btw? she must be getting read to welcome the little one, im worried about her.

She is right here! And she is fat and miserable and has only 8 weeks left to go!

I'm sorry I haven't been on, Steve (my baby daddy, haha) and I moved. We have been too lazy to hook up the wireless internet at our place and I stay in bed mostly because of persistant nausea. It is pretty ridiculous, 8 weeks left and I am still getting sick like I was in the first trimester. They are shoving meds down my throat for it now because I lost weight.

So, I went into what I believe they call 'false labor' three days ago. I am no longer nervous, I am efffing terrified. That nurse woman was obviously mad at the world because she took it out on my uhm, body parts. She didn't know the definition of gentle. But she said, if it isn't tmi, that I was beginning to dialate (sp?). So, he shall be with us soon.

Oh! My lovely hippie man and I have settled on a name. Caden Rayne. Not sold on the middle name since it is 'Rain' with a fancy spelling but it makes Steve happy. So I am happy.

*sigh* Well, I am too uncomfortable to sleep...so, I am gonna eat pretty much everything in the fridge. I love and miss you all. Sorry it is so dead in here, I will try posting more. And baby pictures soon!

Sari! It is so good to hear from you my love! Sorry to hear you are still nauseaus, that sucks. I can't believe you only have 8 weeks to go! I hope everything goes well with the final countdown, I think you are SO amazing. Caden is a lovely name and I am beyond excited about seeing the first pictures of him! Lots and lots and lots of hugs! xxxx

Oh and Indonesia Jonboy? Tan? Pssssh, you two need to stop lounging around in the sun and get some fucking work done before I get any more jealous of you than I am already.

Sari, you are such a brave little toaster! Thanks for stopping in and updating us on how you and the baby are doing. Just remember we're all thinking of you and baby Caden! xxx

I am so ready to be done, I was telling my mother that I was gonna go on a long bike ride to induce some labor today. So, Steve rode my bike to work.

Haha, thanks Elle. I love the name Caden, always have. I hope everything goes well with the final countdown also...yikes.

And Liz, I can't believe you said/typed "brave little toaster". I just dug through all of my old VHS tapes to find that particular one for Caden once he is here. I also found my Princess Bride one and have been a total nerd about it since.

Oh, Jonny! Don't know if you check your GSB profile for comments but I left you one saying that your birthday is my due date. :]

OMG SARI. *huggles you*

I can't believe there are only 8 weeks left for you. That's insane. I'd be shitting bricks but you seem to be doing okay! Try not to worry - if giving birth was THAT terrible, everyone in the world would only have 1 kid. But women do it again and again because the pros far outweigh the cons. I know you'll deal with it super duper well and I hope there are lots and lots of drugs on hand for you so it's as painfree as possible.

And you have done very well with your name choice. Your kid is gonna be a DUUUUUUUUDE with a name like that. XD

SARI Caden is an excellent name, I approve wholeheartedly. I'm so glad you're doing all right! I can only imagine how much I would be freaking out in your position, haha. Hang in there, like FP said, it'll be worth it, and you and your boy seem as ready as you can be! <3333333

Also, wtf Jonny, I want to go to Indonesia and get a tan. I don't think I've seen the sun in Boston in about two weeks. However, I am sitting in the newspaper office helping to plan what is going to be a completely Harry Potter-themed issue tomorrow, so that's pretty fabulous.

Janie Jones:

SARI Caden is an excellent name, I approve wholeheartedly. I'm so glad you're doing all right! I can only imagine how much I would be freaking out in your position, haha. Hang in there, like FP said, it'll be worth it, and you and your boy seem as ready as you can be! <3333333

Also, wtf Jonny, I want to go to Indonesia and get a tan. I don't think I've seen the sun in Boston in about two weeks. However, I am sitting in the newspaper office helping to plan what is going to be a completely Harry Potter-themed issue tomorrow, so that's pretty fabulous.

Oh wow! I'm way jealous! Harry Potter newspaper sounds absolutely immense!!! Are you having a special crossword with Potter clues and shit? Aaaah I wish our magazine would do special Harry Potter editions but nooooooo. We just get interviews with the bloke from the Inbetweeners. Pssssht.



And Jonny, I didn't grope him in Glasgow, nor in Birmingham when I did it again, but in Vienna, on Monday when I did it a third time, he grabbed me by the hand and pulled me to the front of the stage, so I died just a little bit.

Oh and THIS happened: http://twitpic.com/1c61p9
The caption is our conversation. Sherlock Holmes better watch out cos Mika's detective work is FAR superior to his own.

He well checked out my bountiful bosom so if you need any details feel free to pm me and I will tell you all the lies about what really happened that night. I can't be arsed to find an eye-rolling smilie but you can imagine, I guess.

Flaming Phalanges!:

He well checked out my bountiful bosom so if you need any details feel free to pm me and I will tell you all the lies about what really happened that night. I can't be arsed to find an eye-rolling smilie but you can imagine, I guess.

lol!

...oh, FP, you amuse me!

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Flaming Phalanges!:

He well checked out my bountiful bosom so if you need any details feel free to pm me and I will tell you all the lies about what really happened that night. I can't be arsed to find an eye-rolling smilie but you can imagine, I guess.

lol!

...oh, FP, you amuse me!

LOL I'm glad, Liz. Though the most hilarious thing of all was that it actually happened.


Hmmm, I want a laughing smiling but I feel is too excessive.

We didn't have a Harry Potter crossword but we did have just about everything else - a Quidditch recap in the sports section, a report of a hippogriff showing up on campus, aaand we renamed the College of General Studies the College of General Squibs it was an excellent time.

I am so jealous/impressed/pleased that you and Mika are basically bffs. That picture is fantastic XD and ahaha, I love you for the bosom remark. You should put that in your profile and see how many people PM you.

Janie Jones:

We didn't have a Harry Potter crossword but we did have just about everything else - a Quidditch recap in the sports section, a report of a hippogriff showing up on campus, aaand we renamed the College of General Studies the College of General Squibs it was an excellent time.

I am so jealous/impressed/pleased that you and Mika are basically bffs. That picture is fantastic XD and ahaha, I love you for the bosom remark. You should put that in your profile and see how many people PM you.

OMGGGGG that sounds amaaaaazing! I wish our uni was anywhere NEAR as awesome as that but alas, no.


I guess we are kinda BFFs. His sister and mum know me, hahaha, and some of his crew, too, so when I was backstage the other girls were like 'whoooooooa' when they all said hi. XD Maybe I should put the bosom comment on my profile...though I wonder how many Mika fans there actually are on here.

And I wonder how many people would even care, regardless of which mega famous musician it was who was supposedly looking down someone's top? Perhaps it would be a little self centred of me to consider that people actually give a damn, and really, there are no details. He turned, he looked, he averted his gaze because he is polite, we continued our conversation. HARDLY the content of a bestselling novel, is it?

Flaming Phalanges!:

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Flaming Phalanges!:

He well checked out my bountiful bosom so if you need any details feel free to pm me and I will tell you all the lies about what really happened that night. I can't be arsed to find an eye-rolling smilie but you can imagine, I guess.

lol!

...oh, FP, you amuse me!

LOL I'm glad, Liz. Though the most hilarious thing of all was that it actually happened.


Hmmm, I want a laughing smiling but I feel is too excessive.

Well, I actually believe YOU.

Also, I'm confident that Mika didn't run off somewhere and beg for someone to gauge his eyes out after seeing your bountiful goodness. Just sayin'

6 weeks this Tuesday.

And I am nervous, or terrified is a better word for it really. But you all are so good at making me forget I should be nervous/scared about anything.

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Well, I actually believe YOU.

Also, I'm confident that Mika didn't run off somewhere and beg for someone to gauge his eyes out after seeing your bountiful goodness. Just sayin'

Nope, those beautiful brown eyes are still safely tucked in their sockets. Thank goodness. XD

GrEeNdAyLoVeRr:

6 weeks this Tuesday.

And I am nervous, or terrified is a better word for it really. But you all are so good at making me forget I should be nervous/scared about anything.

All you have to remember Sari is that there is NOTHING that drugs won't fix.

*is fountain of responsible advice*


No but seriously, I mean, people have been having children for about, ten years or something now, I'm pretty sure the doctors have got that shit nailed, right Jonny?

Flaming Phalanges!:

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Well, I actually believe YOU.

Also, I'm confident that Mika didn't run off somewhere and beg for someone to gauge his eyes out after seeing your bountiful goodness. Just sayin'

Nope, those beautiful brown eyes are still safely tucked in their sockets. Thank goodness. XD

GrEeNdAyLoVeRr:

6 weeks this Tuesday.

And I am nervous, or terrified is a better word for it really. But you all are so good at making me forget I should be nervous/scared about anything.

All you have to remember Sari is that there is NOTHING that drugs won't fix.

*is fountain of responsible advice*


No but seriously, I mean, people have been having children for about, ten years or something now, I'm pretty sure the doctors have got that shit nailed, right Jonny?

right right right. sari my darling, you will be fine. i mean im not really an expert on the childbirth thing, being a boy and all, but all i can say is ive watched babies being born before and the moment the kid is out of there the mums have forgotten it even hurt at all. are you doing it au naturel?
yeah i remembered your due date was my birthday, but by the sounds of it you might have him sooner! you can be dilated for weeks before labour tho, he might just be getting himself ready. howww exciting. cadens a good name too, you and your boyfriend are going to be shit hot at this, i can tell already.

oh and what eXACTLY was this nurse doing with your body parts?! because if shes no good demand someone who has some fucking patience and consideration. guh some people. if only i could be there to get the job done myself!

Flaming Phalanges!:

And Jonny, I didn't grope him in Glasgow, nor in Birmingham when I did it again, but in Vienna, on Monday when I did it a third time, he grabbed me by the hand and pulled me to the front of the stage, so I died just a little bit.

Oh and THIS happened: http://twitpic.com/1c61p9
The caption is our conversation. Sherlock Holmes better watch out cos Mika's detective work is FAR superior to his own.

He well checked out my bountiful bosom so if you need any details feel free to pm me and I will tell you all the lies about what really happened that night. I can't be arsed to find an eye-rolling smilie but you can imagine, I guess.

wtf, you went to vienna?glasgow? birmingham? and you havent groped him yet? get the fuck in there. he is weeeeell checkin you out, have i taught you nothing?

Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:

Flaming Phalanges!:

And Jonny, I didn't grope him in Glasgow, nor in Birmingham when I did it again, but in Vienna, on Monday when I did it a third time, he grabbed me by the hand and pulled me to the front of the stage, so I died just a little bit.

Oh and THIS happened: http://twitpic.com/1c61p9
The caption is our conversation. Sherlock Holmes better watch out cos Mika's detective work is FAR superior to his own.

He well checked out my bountiful bosom so if you need any details feel free to pm me and I will tell you all the lies about what really happened that night. I can't be arsed to find an eye-rolling smilie but you can imagine, I guess.

wtf, you went to vienna?glasgow? birmingham? and you havent groped him yet? get the fuck in there. he is weeeeell checkin you out, have i taught you nothing?

I did 9 UK shows + Vienna and I've danced with him 3 times. He grabbed me by the hand and pulled me to the front of the stage. *fangurl sigh*

Milan in...2 weeks as well, then Amsterdam 2 weeks after that. XD Yes, I'm crazy, I know.

Omg, it is so cool to have everyone posting again! Yes, FP is crazy. Sometimes if she goes missing for a few days I just consult the Mika tour schedule to check where she is XD

I'm sure Sari will be fine too, drugs or not. I have heard that gas and air makes you go crazy in these situations though, which might add a bit of comic relief to the proceedings. During labour, my friend asked the doctor what was the strangest thing he'd ever pulled out of anyone and he said she wouldnt want to know. I kind of still want to know.